I hope you're ready for this. It's called Republican humor.

Newt Gingrich on why we shouldn't listen to President Obama's suggestion to drive more fuel-efficient cars: "A gun rack won't fit in a Volt."

Are you laughing yet. No? Well try this witty knee-slapper on the subject of contraception costs offered by billionaire Foster Friess, Republican super-pac bankroller and super-supporter of Rick Santorum: "You know, back in my days, they'd use Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly."

Republican humor gives new meaning to the word "oxymoronic".

Richard Ross